BtVS S3E6 Band Candy

SLAY!!! A Queer Buffy Podcast

Ian Allred & Lena Conatser

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.9 • 844 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Buffy's tired of being treated like a kid! Until every adult in town starts acting like one, and her mom and teacher make out, and her principal wants to be best friends, and all the babies in town go missing

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0:00.0	If you took the bang candy right now, what are you acting like? What's 16-year-old Lena? She's got the controls. What is she's doing? The thing is 16-year-old Lena was incredibly responsible. I would just be Rachel Berry. I'd be like kind of a snarky, like, but very focused young woman. I was feeling big Willow Rosenberg in this episode when all the adults are like drinking
0:21.7	and partying and making out.
0:23.1	And Buffy's like, they're acting like us.
0:24.7	And Willa goes, I don't act like this.
0:26.4	I don't act like that.
0:28.0	I feel like 30-year-old Ian is much more like the teenager has controls for making up for
0:34.5	the fact that teenage Ian was very restricted.
0:37.3	Yes.
0:37.6	If you caught me when I was like 22, like if the candy made me like maybe my most irresponsible self, maybe I'd be 22.
0:45.7	I definitely wouldn't be 16.
0:47.6	I was focused.
0:48.7	I had my eyes on the prize and the prize was the Tonys.
0:52.9	Recovering Glee presents.
0:57.5	Slay!
1:02.2	A queer Buffy podcast.
1:07.6	Hello everyone.
1:09.5	My name is Lena.
1:10.7	And I'm Ian. And welcome to Slay! A queer Buffy podcast.
1:19.6	You know what I would be doing is holding my friends's hands and practicing kissing.
1:29.1	If I was 16.
1:32.4	Hell yeah, not me, but I really respect that.
1:34.8	But it was just, we were just practicing.
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