BtVS S3E11 Gingerbread
SLAY!!! A Queer Buffy Podcast
Ian Allred & Lena Conatser
4.9 • 844 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Who's Hansel? Who's Gretel? You and me? Oh, my gosh. This is a really important question. Another JTT kid. Oh, you're talking about the actors. I thought you just met in the fairy tale. And I was like, well, they have such distinct personalities in the fairy tale. How could we possibly? It was a side thought that that kid is a JTT kid. Okay, yes. I'm genuinely asking who's Hansel. Well, he's a servant of the anointed one, of course. He said, I need that haircut. Well, of course. I need the haircut who's Hansel. He's a servant of the anointed one, of course. |
| 0:20.9 | He said, I need that haircut. |
| 0:21.8 | Well, of course. |
| 0:22.5 | I need the haircut. Who's the one who falls for the witch first? Is it Hansel? Girl, you know the last time I read that fairy tale. I know literally. I'm reading a recap really quick. Okay. Hansel leaves the breadcrumbs. okay i think i'm that one then |
| 0:37.7 | Hansel gets locked up and Gretel becomes a slave to the witch. Jesus. Hansel, the witch, is feeding him because she's going to eat him. So she's fattening him up. And then Gretel, she's giving her crab shells a damn. Oh, my God. |
| 1:10.5 | But then, of course, the witch is like, I'm so hungry. I can't only eat Hansel. I'm going to actually eat Gretel as well. Right, right. But then Gretel, Miss Diva, is the one that the witch is like, hey, check the oven. Check how hot it is. Yeah. And Gretel's like, I'm a dumb little girl. I don't know what you mean. |
| 1:11.8 | Can you show me how it's done? |
| 1:12.4 | Right, right, right. And the witch looks, and then Gretel pushes her. |
| 1:14.7 | So... is. And Gretel's like, I'm a dumb little girl. I don't know what you mean. Can you show me how it's done? |
| 1:12.1 | Right, right, right. |
| 1:12.4 | And the witch looks. |
| 1:13.3 | And then Gretel pushes her. So Gretel is the witch slayer. And Gretel saves the day. She saves Hansel from where he's locked up. So which one are you? Well, shit. I do think I would quicker push a witch than you, but I also think I would quicker leave a trail than you. |
| 1:32.3 | Okay. |
| 1:33.1 | So you're both. |
| 1:34.2 | I'm both. |
| 1:35.1 | You're the witch. |
| 1:35.7 | But she turns out to be hot in the movie. |
| 1:38.1 | And I'm the hot witch from the movie. |
| 1:39.6 | Of course. |
| 1:40.7 | Yay! |
| 1:43.3 | Recovering Glee presents |
| 1:45.5 | Slay! |
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