5 • 829 Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 98 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here's the deal. |
| 0:01.8 | We got to set ourselves up. |
| 0:03.6 | See, retirement is the long game. |
| 0:06.6 | We got to make moves and make them early. |
| 0:09.7 | Set up goals. |
| 0:10.9 | Don't worry about a setback. |
| 0:12.8 | Just save up and stack up to reach them. |
| 0:16.0 | Let's put ourselves in the right position. |
| 0:18.4 | Pregame to greater things. |
| 0:23.3 | Start building your retirement plan at this ispre-tirement.org brought to you by AARP and the Ad Council. Oh, I went on a date and I ended up |
| 0:31.5 | running into every bitch I know I'm telling you. I ran into my sister, her husband. I ran into a former boss. I ran into |
| 0:41.1 | a current coworker. I ran into an estranged cousin. All of this on like a third date with this |
| 0:46.8 | person. And I seriously was like, I guess I know everyone in town. I also ran into other people |
| 0:52.8 | I knew at a different date with this same person. |
| 0:55.4 | We went to a concert. I ran into my best friend, her husband, her dad, who is like my dad's best |
| 1:01.2 | friend. And so it was crazy. And then we ran into like my friends of friends who I'm like at |
| 1:07.0 | parties with sometimes. And they were like, Lena, Lena. And I was like, oh, my God. And I like, forgot their names. These are people I've seen probably 50 times in the last like year. Like I see them quite frequently. I fucking forgot their names. So I was like, oh my God. It's so good to see you., my God. I'll never bounce back from this. |
| 1:28.3 | So luckily, we went to the farmer's market the next week. |
| 1:31.4 | And I know all their names. |
| 1:32.4 | And I know all these people's names. |
| 1:33.7 | And I can list all their names. |
| 1:35.6 | Exactly. |
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