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SLAY!!! A Queer Buffy Podcast

BtVS S2E4 Inca Mummy Girl

SLAY!!! A Queer Buffy Podcast

Ian Allred & Lena Conatser

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5829 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

A new student can really change the dynamic of the friend group, especially when they are centuries old and have to suck the life out of people to keep living.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here's the deal.

0:01.8

We got to set ourselves up.

0:03.6

See, retirement is the long game.

0:06.6

We got to make moves and make them early.

0:09.7

Set up goals.

0:10.9

Don't worry about a setback.

0:12.8

Just save up and stack up to reach them.

0:16.0

Let's put ourselves in the right position.

0:18.4

Pregame to greater things.

0:23.3

Start building your retirement plan at this ispre-tirement.org brought to you by AARP and the Ad Council. Oh, I went on a date and I ended up

0:31.5

running into every bitch I know I'm telling you. I ran into my sister, her husband. I ran into a former boss. I ran into

0:41.1

a current coworker. I ran into an estranged cousin. All of this on like a third date with this

0:46.8

person. And I seriously was like, I guess I know everyone in town. I also ran into other people

0:52.8

I knew at a different date with this same person.

0:55.4

We went to a concert. I ran into my best friend, her husband, her dad, who is like my dad's best

1:01.2

friend. And so it was crazy. And then we ran into like my friends of friends who I'm like at

1:07.0

parties with sometimes. And they were like, Lena, Lena. And I was like, oh, my God. And I like, forgot their names. These are people I've seen probably 50 times in the last like year. Like I see them quite frequently. I fucking forgot their names. So I was like, oh my God. It's so good to see you., my God. I'll never bounce back from this.

1:28.3

So luckily, we went to the farmer's market the next week.

1:31.4

And I know all their names.

1:32.4

And I know all these people's names.

1:33.7

And I can list all their names.

1:35.6

Exactly.

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