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Back to the Barre

BTTB Mini: Mr. Cig Goes to the Hospital

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0

Happy Friday.

0:03.0

Oh, thank goodness.

0:04.4

It's Friday.

0:05.1

Although, you know, since we've been traveling all week, I'm like, I don't, like, on our week off, I don't want it to be the weekend because that means we got to get to work on Monday.

0:16.3

Kelly is allergic to work.

0:18.2

She's like, I don't want to work.

0:19.9

I don't like to work. I don't like to work.

0:21.3

I don't like it. I like me to get a shower today. I don't think. How many days has it been? Like two, three. They've been in the pool. Oh, okay. Like, I was going to get up and shower this morning, but I'm going to go to the pool when we're done. Well, that's like the Florida version of a hoe bath where you just kind of like clean off your parts.

0:41.5

Yeah. Right. But, like, why would I get a shower to do this half an hour thing and then go in the pole? So you guys have to just look at me. Well, you know, it's fine. They watched me record from a car for a year or so. I'm sure you're not

0:55.7

showering for three days. It's perfectly acceptable. I showered on Wednesday. And it's Friday morning.

1:05.0

Okay. That's not terrible. It's not terrible. It's not terrible. But speaking of the tour, next Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, Atlanta, Dallas, and Charlotte, we're going to see you guys. It's exciting. Yes. If you have not bought tickets yet, you need to buy tickets because, from what I understand, Kelly may or may not have rated Jill's closet.

1:29.1

Well, I don't know.

1:30.4

You made me feel stupid now.

1:32.2

Oh, my God.

1:33.1

What do you care what I say?

1:35.0

Did you not see the shit I wore on national television as if I have room to judge anyone?

1:41.3

Well, like my stuff's just like cheapy little stuff from, I just got it online. Well, it's fine.

1:48.9

Nobody expects much. They do know what show we're from. We're not housewives. We don't come

1:53.8

with the high expectation. I think you're fine. It has an option. Someone, I was just looking, I don't often go in there, but on our Patreon, which if you're not subscribed to Patreon, I'm going to talk about a couple of things that are really fun on Patreon that you don't even have to be a paying member.

2:12.3

You can just be a free member, but you have to be part of Patreon to do.

2:15.6

But there's a group chat and people were in there with some of the funniest comments.

2:22.2

And I was reading them this morning and I was like, oh, it's such a fun little group over there.

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