Am I the asshole for getting high so my relatives don't try and pawn me off with their children?

I live in British Columbia and my family often hosts at our home because we live on a lake.

However, I seem to always get roped into watching the kids, which means I don't get to enjoy

my life when we have guests. My husband will drink beer with his brother and dad,

and my mother-in-law and sister-in-law will go to winery visits and I end up in the house

responsible for my nieces and nephews. So last weekend, I made sure I was high as F when they showed up. My husband

and his brother had to watch the kids because I was in no condition to. Their mother's pissed at me

because she trusts me to make better choices. I told her that my free time is valuable and I

wasn't free childcare.

My husband had already had a few.

So his brother had to stay and watch the kids.

Poor baby.

My husband thinks I should have tried talking to them again for the 50th time instead of getting

effed up.

I think that they should know better now than to ask me to watch their kids.

Am I the asshole? Why do people always need to go to the extremes of people point now? Come on. Why are you going to get effed up like that, child? Come on. You ain't got to go that far now. No, she was... You know what you're puffing with a mission? Bop, bough, baff, daddy.

Literally, literally. Bop baff, daddy.

Literally.

What the heck?

So crazy. Yeah, I think that's a bit too much. What do you think? What do you think? You think it's fine? No, I don't think it's fine. I don't think it's fine. I don't think your like children should even see you in that kind of state.

That's what I'm trying to say.

I think it's a responsible.

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