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Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

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Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Questions begin on the future of THIS PODCAST. Paul grapples with his younger self. Janie grapples with Armie Hammer. And the two may just feel....optimism?

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0:00.0

Oh, hi. Oh, wow. Yeah. Just went right in. I forgot to take the picture. Oh my gosh. He was like

0:07.2

uh, uh, any of your mic check and then all of a sudden, he's recording. Yep. He always

0:13.5

porn some more weekend water over there. So I'm going to go have a glass with dinner. I don't

0:17.7

have a glass to loosen up. My God. I didn't have any with dinner. So this is uh, I'm starting off

0:25.6

real tight, real tight, real stiff. Yeah, that's you. Just real buttoned up, real buttoned up.

0:37.8

This is hard. I'm having to vamp while he's taking it. You're off mic. It's like, it's like, no.

0:47.8

All right. I'm back. He's back and he's bad. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back and I'm back at

0:54.0

podcasting. Welcome to stay at homecans. We're the homecans and so are you by the way. We're all

1:00.8

homecans. We decided that's what our listeners are called. We're all in it together. We're all in

1:04.6

it together. You're the little cute homecans. We just decided on a name as it's time to stop doing

1:10.5

the podcast. Well, we don't know when we're we we're having like an ongoing existential crisis

1:18.9

about podcast. What do we do podcast? Julie speaking. Yeah. Like, what do we do? Do we keep? Well,

1:25.0

I mean, we're still stuck at home at this juncture record scratch. Let's start at the beginning.

1:31.6

I'm Janie Hadad Tompkins. I'm Paul F. Tompkins. He's a comedian. She's an actress. We are

1:36.2

married couple in quarantine together with recording equipment and Los Angeles. This is a

1:41.3

pandemical podcast. Welcome to the party. Pull up a seat. Pour yourself a weekend water. Whatever

1:51.8

that is, it can be anything. It doesn't have to be alcohol. It could be juice. It could be

1:57.2

juice. Remember the swimmer from the OJ Simpson juice. Remember that montage they made of every

2:03.9

time he said juice and I don't, but I would watch it. It's on YouTube. Yeah. I do remember that

2:09.2

now. Look it up, guys. Look it up. If you haven't seen the Ryan Murphy American crime story anthology

2:16.0

show about the OJ Simpson trial, by the way, it's awesome. You should watch it. It's great. Yeah.

2:21.3

David swimmer plays the lawyer card. Dashian. I forgot it. Robert Carter. Don't lawyer a card. Dashian.

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