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that's good. Welcome to Broad Street Hockey.

Post game, my name is Bill Mats.

I'm your director, Funning Games for the evening.

Are things just going to go right in this city all the time?

Like, the Flyers apparently can't lose, nor can the Phillies.

Phillies overcoming get another ninth inning defensive gap to win CS 2 to 0 over the San Diego Padres.

The Flyers beat the three-time defending Eastern Conference Champion Lightning in their home opener.

I just, uh, what the fuck, man?

The Eagles can't lose?

I don't know.

I don't know how to act.

The Sixers, of course, held up their end of reality with an opening night loss to the Boston Celtics, but whatever.

I guess not everything can be perfect.

I just, oh, and remember the union of the top seed in the conference.

Can never forget to mention the union, hashtag dupe.

I didn't watch anything but the first period of the Flyers game tonight, and that was, of course, the period in which very little happened. There was a Deloree fight. That was cool. Good to see him drop the gloves. They seemed to respond a little bit after that. I loved the best part of the game for me, and I only watched the first period,

and then the goals and highlights and shit, uh, the best part of the game for me was John

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