BSCC 075 - Mary Anne and Miss Priss
Strange Bedfellows
Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the "Jahnna N. Malcolm Hate Podcast," a podcast in which two small-minded men viciously, slanderously, and unfairly malign the beloved children’s literature of the entity known as Jahnna N. Malcolm, whose only crime is their deep love for one another and for making the world a better place by entertaining children and enriching their lives. In slightly better news, Mallory’s back in action, but the Baby-Sitters are still down one, and The Dolls are gaining power as they tighten the noose on the sleepy little town of Stoneybrook. And Baby Nation: If you learn one thing from this podcast, learn this: Don’t. Trust. Dolls.
Music credits:
“Empty Promise,” by Chad London
“Love Potion,” by Fasol Prod
“Carnival Lament,” by Robert Austin
“Snowbird,” by The Wolf
"Theme From 'The Fly,'" by Howard Shore
Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:25.2 | You want to hear the gum? |
| 0:26.2 | Open? |
| 0:27.2 | I've got you turned down. |
| 0:28.2 | Do you have any turned down? |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah, dude. |
| 0:30.9 | Do you want to hear the fucking manly fucking shit I did this weekend? |
| 0:35.0 | Did you do sounding like where you measure depth in a large body of water? |
| 0:43.7 | Sounding is a term of art in the fetish community where men stick probes in their urethra. |
| 0:50.2 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:54.6 | Well you said something manly and like that's something explicitly manly. |
| 0:59.0 | Many men can do that. |
| 1:00.0 | You're banned from guessing now. |
| 1:03.5 | I did some Texas ass shit of fucking tree fell in my yard and I called up the tree removal |
| 1:08.8 | company and they quoted me a very high number for removing it. |
| 1:13.4 | So I was like I'm going to take a very small portion of that money and go buy a fucking |
| 1:17.8 | saw and I saw that fucking tree into tiny little pieces of wood and stack them against |
| 1:24.8 | my house and then because of all the activity that I was doing in the yard and like 109 |
| 1:31.5 | degree heat by the way. |
| 1:33.4 | A snake was uncovered and a bird swooped down and caught the snake. |
| 1:38.7 | I don't think you can claim you can't take credit for a bird eating a snake. |
| 1:44.1 | That was all part of no I'm part of this cycle of life now. |
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