If there is such a thing in the world as a Perfect Boy, what would he be like? Would he be like Rand al Thor, from Robert Jordan’s tedious and bloated Wheel of Time saga? Would he be like Robyn or Rand Miller, the brothers behind the 1993 graphic adventure puzzle video game Myst? Or would he be more like Gary Gygax himself, the troubled but brilliant creator of the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing experience? Claudia’s too busy assembling what may be her most ambitious outfit ever to do real justice to these questions about the Perfect Boy, so Jack and Tanner do their very best to muddle through on her behalf. Major, MAJOR spoilers for the movie Seven, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and the head of Gwyneth Paltrow.

Music credits:

“Nothing,” by Joachim Henrich

“Myst Theme,” by Robyn Miller

“Overture,” by Lionheart

“Mammoth,” by Vonikk

“Don’t Leave Me,” by Lionel Schmitt

"I Will Follow You Into The Dark” MIDI

“Caress Me Down” MIDI

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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