Bryan Safi, Our Close Friend
Hollywood Handbook
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2017
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Sean and Hayes are so mad about something in the news that they got BRYAN SAFI from Throwing Shade to come on the show and help them out about it.
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| 0:00.0 | We were at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal with it was just me and Mike O'Malley and we had gone solo and just ran into each other there. |
| 0:15.8 | So that was nice just to have someone to kind of like squeeze with. |
| 0:19.6 | Yeah, when you get too scared and worn about the ghosted corner and all that stuff. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah, so you take turns going ahead and then the other person comes in and before they come in and you say, |
| 0:31.8 | okay, so this guy, he's a ghost, he's going to come out of here. |
| 0:36.8 | But they have all the mazes for the different shows and stuff. |
| 0:40.1 | The Orville mazes really, really scary. |
| 0:42.9 | Well, that sounds very scary to me because just the idea of having a captain a ship with your ex-wife is your first mate. |
| 0:52.2 | So they debrief you when you show up and you are captain Ed Mercer and your ex-wife, Kelly, |
| 1:00.6 | Losset, I want to say is that yeah, like when you show up in the maze, they're like, here's your ex-wife. |
| 1:05.6 | Oh no, so she's with you going through the maze, which is what's happening to him? |
| 1:10.3 | Yeah. He's going on these missions that are incredibly intense, incredibly scary. |
| 1:14.9 | And the only person he can rely on is a person who committed the ultimate betrayal, which is |
| 1:19.4 | fucking like a crazy alien. Yes. And Bortis says they're all the ghosts are Bortis. |
| 1:25.2 | But he's like surprising you, but he is your friend. So he's surprising you with like food and |
| 1:31.2 | treats and stuff. But when you first see him, it is always very scary. I know it wouldn't fit, |
| 1:35.1 | but you know what I wish was in that maze? One of these pourgs. Yeah. Are these cute? |
| 1:41.2 | They're with this? They could have put some pourgs in it. Well, they're in space. They live in space, |
| 1:45.4 | right? It's so does the Orville. Yeah. Well anyway, I mean, I'm getting you off track. |
| 1:51.5 | You might want an eye maze was really scary. Well, fear has a new address and it's 9JKL. |
| 2:00.0 | You know, is my understanding. And in that maze, |
| 2:04.7 | foyerstein jumps out and scares you around one corner and then just as you turn, |
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