Bryan's Squirrel Saga

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurricane Helene Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack Cream and grapenuts! We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive Deers! Bryan’s squirrel saga Practice safe squirrel rescue He’s the SAVIOR! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I managed my department and I've been doing that for several years now and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way
0:07.0	Your department's just you right? Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage. On this episode of the commercial break.
0:18.0	Blue is gnawing on my toddler's leg and I'm like,
0:21.0	but this world happy days are here again. my toddler's leg and I'm like but the squirrel didn't die it's not the end
0:28.9	hey money me and peaches is my new best friend.
0:33.6	What? What did you say?
0:34.8	Someone's licking the electric socket?
0:37.0	Fear not, Peaches is fine.
0:38.8	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
0:45.0	Yeah boy!
0:47.0	Oh yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the Commercial Break,
0:50.0	ah, Brian Green, this is the Halini to my eye, and, and Joy, Odely, best to you, Chris, Anne.
0:55.0	Best to you, Brian. How do you say it, Helene or Helini?
0:58.0	Helini.
1:00.0	It doesn't look like it's said like that, but, you know know what do I know. I'm not a hurricane expert.
1:05.0	Yes, as you're hearing this we are bunkered down. We have the generators on.
1:10.0	Yes, we have the hurricane shutters out, the generator is on, because every once in a while, a hurricane comes to Atlanta!
1:18.0	It's 468 miles inland.
1:22.0	And we have a hurricane coming to us.
1:25.0	Thanks global warming.
1:26.0	Thanks for all you do.
1:27.0	Yeah, it's like the largest one in a century.
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