Bryan’s First Steroid Cycle? | TFATK Ep. 1154

The Fighter & The Kid

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Sports, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Nick Simmonsfor a wide-ranging conversation that hits fitness culture, aging, and the thin line between jokes and bad ideas.

The guys also talk about why Sydney Sweeney has become the internet’s current IT girl, how celebrity momentum actually works, and why certain stars dominate culture at the right moment. Later, they react to Sal Vulcano’s TikTok disaster and why short-form content can be brutal for comedians when things go sideways.

From gym talk and testosterone jokes to pop culture dominance and social media pile-ons, this episode covers exactly why nothing stays casual once the mics are on.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatk

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0:00.0	This is really the fighter and the kid.
0:05.0	Come on, baby.
0:08.0	Guys, there's gonna be some banging because they're taking walls down.
0:12.0	There's two large men banging above us.
0:14.0	Yeah, so they're taking walls down in this studio.
0:18.0	Either hammers or they're banging each other.
0:21.3	Now, I came in and Brendan said, I said, well, my testosterone is high and you went, I know, dude, you're, but you're rail thin.
0:31.3	So what do you want to do?
0:32.9	You're like the heavy gal that says, my blood works fine.
0:37.4	It's like, yeah, but you're still way over
0:40.4	weight if you're small i really don't care about your stuff you know it's like everyone's small
0:45.4	guy's like oh man my blood works out i'm like i know but you're tiny you know don't say i'm tiny
0:50.0	but you are there but so we're talking about big shit here you know what size shirt do you
0:54.0	wear i i i i i fit into a medium now hold on it's a little risky with a medium because my
0:59.9	back is pretty broad guys so i you could fit into a small theoretically that's not possible a small
1:06.0	is literally suffocating like child's large no no dude no i don't like the way this conversation is going at all. I am, you know, you're 170 pounds? You know when you see a super like rail thing girl and she's giving you advice on diet, you're like bitch? But dude, see your ribs. Like a fat personal trainer. Oh, dude. Dude, you're doing. You you, well, you've never trained arms. But those arms are not terrible. You, remember we measured, we measured your arms. Listen, they were, we have a measuring tape here, Chin? Were they 12? He had 13 inch arms, which is good for an eighth grader. No, dude, yeah. Good for an eighth grader. They were 13 inches, man. Yes, because they were smaller than Brian Shaw's calves. Well, yeah, well, that's, of course they were. Brian Shaw's got enormous calves, dude. That's a terrible. But I think the thing is why, why, when you tell me your blood work, and I usually zone it out, is because, like, you're hesitant to try stuff. He's like, I don't want to mess up my nuclear system.
2:02.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:03.3	But there's stuff you can do that's not going to touch you.
2:05.3	So what would you say?
2:06.5	What real fast?
2:06.9	How much you wear?
2:07.7	I weigh 173 pounds.
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