Bryan Is A Branch!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The european half shower Bryan’s sick of the influencers! Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety Instagram spiritual gurus Alchemize in the shadows Disney adults Naked Attraction Cameras in airbnbs Vibrator emergency! Radical Dudes For Christ The Power The pray to rehab to born again pipeline Just pray the coke away! Joseph is a fruitful tree, Bryan is a dead branch A sermonette! Potifer? Potifer and The Power, a love story LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	A lady that I know just came from Mallorca, Spain
0:04.0	She smiled because I did not understand
0:08.0	Then she held out a 10 pound bag of cocaine
0:12.0	She says it was the finest in the land
0:15.0	And I said no, no, no, no, no, I don't
0:18.0	No more, I try to wake it up on the floor
0:23.0	No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
0:27.0	Then it makes it hard to find the door
0:30.0	Hold together now
0:35.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break
0:38.0	If I keep on saying it, it shall make sense at some point
0:42.0	Joseph is a fruitful tree
0:46.0	Brian is a dead branch
0:50.0	Swept away by the landscapers
0:53.0	Who keep on interrupting the commercial break
0:56.0	Brian is a branch
0:58.0	Brian is a branch
1:00.0	When I asked him what that meant
1:02.0	They said, I don't fuck if I know
1:04.0	Just keep repeating it
1:06.0	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now
1:12.0	The heart wants what the heart wants
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