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🗓️ 5 February 2014
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Alright, welcome. Hi. Hi. How are you? That's a very sexual music. We should give a shout out to Ross |
0:15.8 | dude. That's what we're talking about. That's what we're listening to right now. Rizia is his song. |
0:23.7 | I feel like he should be riding a horse side saddle through wheat. You could definitely do that. I love if you did that. Is that Brian the kid |
0:33.1 | Cowan on a horse? The good guy. The great guy. There he is. The good guy. Yeah. The great guy. The great guy. It's the good guy. |
0:41.3 | The great guy. Oh, he thought he was good. Look, it's a guy. It's a good guy. It's a great guy. That's another nickname for the kid. |
0:49.7 | Get you moving around. It's amazing. It just makes me want to move. I think you like you do that. I remember in high school |
0:58.8 | talking to girls on the phone and you're like, hey, and then you go like, yeah, you make me change. Yeah, of course. Yeah, like that. |
1:06.7 | No, that's like a black guy's deal. That's exactly what it is. What it is. What it is? And you like your lips? Okay. What it is little mom. Yeah. |
1:16.7 | So they made me change my flight and I decided to change it. I built helium this week Thursday Friday Saturday in Portland. |
1:29.7 | So yeah, help me get recoup my change fee. And please come out. See me do shows Thursday Friday Saturday helium next week. |
1:39.7 | Christina and I are together for Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. As the children say Chicago improv in |
1:47.6 | Schomburg 40 minutes outside of Chicago. Another good club. Another good club. Yep. If you're in New York, I'll be at the Gotham |
1:54.4 | Comedy Club. Oh, when the 20th, 21st, and that's the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, Ryan, the kid, Calon. Then I'll be at the punchline February |
2:06.5 | 27th, 28th, San Francisco Atlanta. Yes. San Francisco. That's a good club. I love San Francisco. Sorry. We repeat your days. I think I talked over you |
2:16.7 | though. No, no, San Francisco. Gotham Comedy Club, New York, February 21st, 22nd, 23rd. Then I'll be in San Francisco at the punchline February 27th, 28th, March 1st. Only |
2:29.8 | comic you don't mind having your side split split split. That was really good. The addition of the echo effect that you did |
2:40.0 | yourself was nice. I really liked that a lot. Jeans, do you have another date? Yeah, after that February 20th, 23rd, I'll be at the Orlando |
2:52.3 | improv in Florida. Then February 27th, 23rd, March 2nd, San Jose improv. Also Jeans, check it out. Your mom's put up the links for our dates in Brooklyn. |
3:04.4 | Yep. 13th, 14th. Is that Brooklyn, New York? Yeah, we're both doing the 13th. We're doing the podcast live at the Bellhouse. The 14th, we're doing stand up at the knitting factory. |
3:16.1 | And the 15th, we're at Woodlands Tavern in Columbus, Ohio. You're legitimately funny. There I said it. I'm sorry. Because of my dates, were you just impressed? Yeah, I think you're funny. Thank you. I think I'm like Brian. He's like my favorite. |
3:32.2 | I'll be as a side. I think you're I know this is for me to say this to a woman is that's that's really what you're really funny. You're genuinely funny. Thank you for saying that. You're just saying that you're a real real comic. Thanks man. I'm not getting pretty. She's right. |
3:47.7 | I'm Brian. I'm embarrassed by your praise. I don't know what to do with positive compliments. This is not what I walk in your house. And all of sunny. There's that guy from all those movies. He's so normal in person. Why does he play pro sports? You know, I get that a lot. |
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