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jertz leaving today

I'm not leaving you guys

that could be confusing I'm sad

yeah it could be confusing if you're dumb

well you just never know when we're like making an announcement

and leaving a cojournerifred. One thing about us, we are constantly leaving. We're literally never leaving. You could have said that about us like in the past. The most stable forces in the podcast industry. If you want to do toast at a glance, we can go there. Like we can. I mean, it's too early on a Monday to start toasting at a glance. Especially we have so much to talk about today. The Knicks are NBA championship. The Alex Cooper hip piece has arrived, like... And I use the word hip piece extremely lightly. So much to discuss. The girls are back together. I barely spoke to you this weekend because you were on a co-jurner Fred. I was. I barely spoke to you this weekend. I forgot. Like, how are you? I'm wearing a t-shirt. I'm wearing a t-shirt. Yeah, a little yellow t-shirt with a little pink pant. I've just, like, given up completely on Luke's. Like, I'm just not in my aesthetic era. It's fine. I agree. But I got two new pairs of pants that are like keeping me afloat. I think we're wearing the same pair of pants. Mine are rag and bone. Who's are yours? We're not, I don't know, but it's not like a company I've ever heard of. So we're not wearing the same. And of course, and of course, colors. Different colors. Yes. Yes.

If I like it, I'll just get it in another color.

I know, but there's, it only comes in two colors.

So like, shit. The pants that I'm wearing come in three colors. And I have all three. They come in like a denim, so I look like I'm wearing jeans. They come in a white and then a blush pink like you're wearing, which is why I thought we were wearing the same pants.

Oh, but you're wearing the blush?

These are white.

You're wearing the white.

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