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Alright, well let's just go right to the chase folks. We dented our kid. We, we is an interesting choice.

Fate dented. Now by we, do you, you don't mean you and I?

Here's the very brief version of the story. We were a rid uncle traps this house.

Yes. And we were playing on the monkey bars and Charlie was swinging on the monkey bars. And she for some reason, I don't know why.

I don't know if it's this kid. She skipped a bar and jumped straight for the second bar and much like a scene from wipe out.

She grabbed it and she just slipped right. No, you know what it was like? It was like the bit and home alone.

Do you know where he's greased up the ladder with slime and hummeling to his or he's greased up the ladder and he jumps and he swings and falls.

I should, I should note Charlie is fine. She's fine, but she fell on like a bottom support of the thing.

Right on her butt. Right on her butt and got it. You know, it's one of those things where the bruise that she got was so wild that I was trying to play it cool.

Like as a parent, you don't want to act like anything's like some maniac. It seemed before, but in my head, I was like, this is the wildest bruise I've ever seen.

Something is terribly wrong. It looks at Charlie and Cooper thought it looked like a galaxy. So Charlie said she had a space but for a while.

She really enjoyed it. I mean, she was really fine. Like it scared her. She's got the sky. There was no, it was just a big bruise. It looks scary, but she was totally fine.

It did leave behind a small indentation, which I am hopeful will go away with time. It's a dent in our kid.

When you when you have a severe enough bruise, you can actually like damage the adipose tissue like the fat cells there and like destroy them sort of.

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