Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection the show must go on. Bryan and Krissy review one of the strangest dates ever on the show. Bryan attends the Chris Rock concert in Atlanta. The lottery payout was an estimated $1.2 BILLION and one person won it all! The curse of the lottery will ensure the winner is left with nothing Bryan has a plan to avoid the lottery curse if he should ever win Krissy has been on one blind date and cannot recall if she ghosted the guy or not A Love Connection episode is reviewed and it's a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes, we committed to safety within our community.
0:06.0	That's why we set all TikTok accounts age between 13 and 15 as private, with no access to direct messaging.
0:13.0	Our family pairing tool lets you link your account to your teens, so you can adjust what content they see, and manage how long your family spends on TikTok with our screen time management tool.
0:23.0	Safety, your priorities are commitment.
0:26.0	Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.
0:30.0	Must remember, do not forget.
0:38.0	Remind me to bring photo ID.
0:41.0	Reminder, set.
0:43.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget the photo ID when I vote?
0:47.0	All right, love.
0:48.0	The way we vote is changing, so however you remember, you'll need ID to vote.
0:53.0	Don't have ID, apply for a free photo ID.
0:56.0	Visit electoralcommission.org.uk slash photo ID.
1:00.0	So you have this great job that helps you meet women.
1:03.0	Yeah, are you a bartender or a just talking or a what?
1:05.0	No, better.
1:06.0	Better.
1:07.0	A part-time I promote for rock and roll bands on the sunset strip, and I just have the option of just meeting women.
1:14.0	Oh, they love it.
1:17.0	Have any of these women that you've ever turned into a serious relationship, or is it all just kind of superficial?
1:22.0	It's superficial, but gotta tie it if I've had like 40-50, like one night stand.
1:28.0	Oh, they love it.
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