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I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this.

I know I won't.

Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?

It doesn't make any sense, Ari. This is a horrible idea.

You're listening to, you're listening to Unlicensed, unlicensed, unlicensed, unlicensed therapy with Ari Minis.

I'm trying to meet a chick who's not trying to be famous.

Oh yeah, I don't want a comedian girlfriend.

No, I mean, even in anything, I think.

Yeah, I don't want an actor girlfriend.

One headshot per family.

I didn't make that up.

Who is that?

I don't know who made that up, but I've heard that before.

I don't know.

And it's a real rule.

Yeah, I was just had by this musician chick. The last two chicks I've been had by have been musicians.

Musician chicks who cover lame songs and then so now I hear those songs.

But those girls are so sensitive and understanding a weird struggle.

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