Hey, Jay, I'm frustrating, is it to go four games in a row without forcing a turnover?

Extremely.

Can you elaborate?

It is very, very frustrating.

You have any suggestions about it? I mean, you guys, you know you're trying to do everything you can.

If I had them, I would do it.

That's not, I'm not saying that your question's a bad one.

I'm just saying if I knew the answer, I would implement that answer.

You know, a day like yesterday, one of those days where you're glad that the press conferences aren't in person anymore.

I don't know that I'd want to be having that back and forth with the giant known as JJ Watt after the Texans lost their fourth game of the year.

They're o' and four. They're not quite at put a fork in them level. They're getting close. They get at least one thing. One part of that fork's in there. What do they call? They call a spoke on a fork? What do they call those things pointing out of there? Spoke? Is it a tongue? Is it a tang? Is it a spork? Yeah. I prefer tines, tines. The tines of a fork. Thank you, Matt Casey.

I prefer the spork, frankly, because it's so versatile.

Oh, yeah, it's really versatile. You can stab if you need to. You can scoop if you need to. Good, good. That's good to know. Just don't bite down too harder. It breaks everywhere. JJ Watt cracked me up, though. When he elaborated on his frustration by saying it was very, very frustrating, he was like the kid who's trying to hit a word count in an essay that he's writing for school,

counting up all the words and using very over and over again. I learned that trick at an early age,

but I bet you did. Look, look, hey, this is football. Yeah. Winners and losers. And for every good

story coming out of every Sunday of the season, there's a bad story.

We're here on Mondays after the Sundays of the seasons to give you the good and the bad.

And that's what we're going to do over the course of the next two hours.

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