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Today is an enormous day for our very own Dylan Doloro.

Alvin Gabriel, aka.

And yes, Alvi, we will have a going away party for you. The new official

QB1 of the Cleveland Browns, Alvin Gabriel. My man, congrats. Alvi, I'm so proud of you.

You learned it. Well done. There it is. Adam Schaefter has it up on the stream. Quote,

changing Cleveland. Browns are benching veteran quarterback Joe Flacco in favor of rookie QB Alvi Gabriel.

Per sources. The Browns were informed of the change this morning.

Gabriel's first NFL star comes Sunday in London versus the Vikings.

Listen, how fitting for this news to come up on hump day, of all days.

I mean, every hump day is a great day for Alvin, but today he's got to be the best hump day ever.

Now, in all serious, seriousness, I actually love this move.

I'm a big fan of the actual Dylan Gabriel, who believe it or not, does not actually work on this show.

You never know if I look at these guys side by side.

Now, that said, I would hire him in a second.

I would hire him in a second, even if it would then become impossible to tell those

virtual twins apart.

But I would hire Dylan Gabriel in a second because he's really impressive to me.

There's a reason why the

Browns are so high on him. High enough to draft him in the third round. High enough to have him

ahead of Shador Sanders on the death chart throughout the entire summer. High enough to throw him in

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