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How about this? We're not going to bet the Browns and the Cowboys are we?

That's the next game up on the app.

I'm absolutely. Oh, this is my favorite play of the week.

Oh, well then go ahead. It's Browns lay in two and a half.

Cleveland.

Fuck the Cowboys.

Oh, if they're at home against, you know, fricking neighborhood kids and they beat this shit out of them.

Oh, we're world beaters.

Look at us.

The Cowboys are assholes. Please, they'll spit in your face and tell you it's raining.

What did they got to go on the road against an elite defense?

Who are their tackles again?

Who?

Nobody's.

Yeah exactly. Oh who are running backs? Oh, I know a garbage can that's wearing an undersized

Zeke Elliott Jersey and RICO Dowdell? You may as well take the RICO I work with. The point is they're not who you think they are.

Their off season was a giant shitstick. It was contract noise, owner noise.

No free agent pickups. No way of getting discernibly better. They're going to go on the road to Cleveland and take on a top five defense

I'm sorry no No, give me the Browns minus the two and a half. I'm

stunned you're not on this. No, my hesitation is to Sean Watson as a

favorite. Like I don't know where you're at with this guy. I view him as a negative. I mean I really do and I don't know where you're at with this guy I view him as a negative I mean I really do and I don't feel comfortable betting him as a favorite I think Dallas has a real defense and I think there's a chance like the Sean did some dumb shit last year like throwing the ball backwards like okay fumbles I just worry about

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