Brown Sound (Entry 158.MT1517)
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🗓️ 18 October 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
In which military scientists, flush from their success annoying Manuel Noriega with Doors music, try to find that one elusive noise that will liquefy their enemies' bowels. Certificate #42964.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
| 0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
| 0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
| 0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. |
| 0:23.0 | Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge. |
| 0:26.0 | Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:41.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
| 0:46.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:51.3 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
| 0:55.6 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:58.9 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 1:05.4 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 1:09.5 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
| 1:13.4 | This is our time capsule. |
| 1:15.4 | This is the omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 158. |
| 1:47.0 | M.T. 1517, certificate number 2292964. |
| 1:53.0 | Brown sound. |
| 1:56.0 | I mean, it was like somebody was actually drumming on my chest. |
| 2:01.0 | And it was really intense. |
| 2:02.0 | And the other thing was, you know how when you speak there's like a, oh, I could feel that just breathing. |
| 2:08.0 | Those are still really long wavelengths and so it is actually physically moving air in and out of |
| 2:12.3 | your lungs as you breathe. |
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