What's going on, everyone?

Welcome back to another episode of making podcast great again.

I am your tech stuff guy, Jay Nag, and we are here, of course, with the president of the United states of america mr donald j trump mr president

how are you today uh we're doing we're doing really well we're doing really well as you can see

we're people are calling it the strongest first week of a presidency in the history of our country. And I

sort of agree. I should agree because I've been very busy. In fact, I've only been able to

golf twice in my first week as president 2.0. So you know I'm busy if I'm only getting,

you know, 36 holes of golf in in one week. You know I'm busy if I'm only getting you know 36 holes of golf in in one week. You know I'm busier than you haven't seen, you know, they have bees who aren't as busy as maybe, you know,

they say busy bees and busy bodies.

Also there are a lot of bodies who aren't as busy as me in terms of the busy body community.

So we're doing tremendous work.

And, you know, I have some of my ICE people send me audio.

Like, you know, I have white noise machines.

I have brown noise machines, which is ice workers.

They record families of Latinos crying as they get deported.

And I just play that next to my bed as I go to sleep. And it just puts me right out. It's better than

Camel Toe Tea. You know, they say Camel Toe Tea is very good for nighttime sleeping. But I'd say my

brown noise machine is better than Camel Totee.

You remember Van Morrison, my brown, my brown noise machine, la la la, la, la, you know.

It's a sort of annoying song, but I think it would have been better, you know.

But the point is we're having fun.

We're back.

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