When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night that have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unbearing, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art from the land, thou shalt find here no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arom.

Into our house and to thou not, through all fence, break through thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabelle's, I'm Dan.

Hey Dan, I'm Bob.

You're Bob this week.

Yeah.

Hey Bobby Lindsay.

Hi, it's me Lindsay.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone listening.

Take a break from the horror spending time with your relatives and spend some time with us.

Yeah, exactly.

I love Thanksgiving.

Me too.

I don't care about anything except for the food.

I know it is the best comfort food.

It is so good.

My perfect combination is turkey, a little bit of stuffing, a little bit of cranberry, and a little bit of sweet potato, like all in one bite.

Because as you know, I have to eat every bite like it's my last, and I need the proportions to be just right.

Ah, I like turkey with a little bit of gravy on it.

Match potatoes, gravy on it, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, and sweet potato casserole with marshmallows on top.

That's my perfect plate, and I don't mix them.

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