Welcome friends.

To the How To Herratic.

I'm Uncle Dan.

And I'm Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is your first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. After all, you only get one that we know of, so you better make the most of it.

Yaa! Gentlemen, hello, uncles, here we are once again another wonderful show full of incredibly important information.

Yes, Sav that will save your soul.

Save your very soul or immortal soul.

Or might save you a few bucks on car insurance.

Might win you a wedge in trivial pursuit. Yeah, well that's

possibly true. So Dad I think you're gonna you're gonna take a look at something today. I'm going to I'm going to stare

intently at it. Yeah yeah and I'm going to talk about our most favorite branch of the military.

And I'm going to talk about stupidity times stupidity. Yeah.

Which equals Mormonism.

Yeah, exactly.

And then we're going to make a kind of an announcement a little later in the show.

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