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Pardon My Take

Brooks Koepka, Play In Games Night 1, NHL Playoffs, And Uncle Chaps Reads Roasts

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Play in Game night was a dud as the Pacers rolled the Hornets and Jayson Tatum put a burger up on Russell Westbrick and the Wizards (2:56 - 9:17). Stanley Cup playoffs (9:17 - 18:40) Kwame Browns has officially changed his legacy and Tony LaRussa is the last great guardian of unwritten rules (18:40 - 30:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Shohei Ohtani being incredible and politicians pretending to like sports (30:42 - 56:12). Brooks Koepka joins the show ahead of the PGA Championship to talk about his new goatee, a terrible picture that was taken of him and more (56:12 - 72:04). We finish with the return of our good friend Uncle Chaps and listener submitted roasts.


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0:00.0

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. And today is part of my take. We have our good, good friend, best friend. Brooks Kepka, head of the PGA Championship, his new goatee, a bad picture that was taking of him on Tuesday. We discuss it all. We have the NBA play in game Night one Stanley Cup playoffs are still going on hot seat cool throne Kwame Brown has basically changed his entire I Don't know good name in the course of a day and a half of Instagram lives you know He did he did, he reclaimed his name. He reclaimed his name.

0:45.3

I think he proved it. Yeah, and then we have our good friend, Uncle Chaps on the show to do some listener roast and some motivation from big time Tommy. Okay, before we get to all that, Chevy Silverado, you've heard us talk about it. It is the strongest, most advanced Silverado ever. I love the Chevy Silverado. If I didn't live in New York City, I would be a Chevy Silverado guy.

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most advanced Silverado ever. Okay, let's go Now in the streets there is violence and then a lot of stuff is worth it. No place to hang out or washing and then I can't live all under sun. Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too. E-L-E-S-R-I-V-N-U And then we'll take it higher. Oh we're gonna rock it down too. E-L-E-Lay, trick I venue It's part of my take presented by Bar, Stool Sports Welcome to part of my take presented by the Chevy Silverado, the most advanced Silverado ever Today is Wednesday, May 19th and the Washington Wizards have been eliminated from the playoffs. Not true. Oh shit. You almost have it. The playing, yep. They lost tonight to the Celtics, to Hank Celtics. So they've earned the right. The loser plays the one seed, which is the Indiana Pacers, who scored like 170 points tonight. Yeah, the Hornets did not want to show up. I'm going to be, I've decided I'm not going to be Mr. Nofun.

3:47.4

I'll just let the playing game happen.

3:48.8

I'm not going to tweet this is stupid. I'm just going to sit here and be right in my silence because this was stupid. So I agree it was stupid. It was very stupid. But Hornets didn't want to play. Steve, they smith voice. However, if there were two close games you'd be like the core game was the best idea

4:04.8

But I had it

4:05.6

I had the take before and I I mean yeah I still would have probably said it was stupid either way it is an awesome he's a play in legend 50 burger is he playing tapes he might be play in T. Yeah and well that was it for that's the all the playing that you'll get if you're the assault x-fan that was it they're now in, they are in.

4:25.8

And then Russell Westbrick. That's unethiccary. That's end of the season. Triple double and holy fuck did he suck. I really do think it is. This is one of those things I know he wears the sleeves almost all the time. I think at this point of his career, but it is it's like a fat reliever when a fat reliever comes in and he does well. He is powerful when he does poorly. He's fat when Russell Westbrook puts up a triple double with sleeves on. It's cool. It's awesome. When he comes in and he shoots like four for 16, it's like, dude, why you got sleeves on? He looked like a defensive back from like the late 80s when they would rock all the elbow pads and stuff it it doesn't look comfortable i feel like that would mess up your shot a little bit but it's Russell westbrook he went six probably knows better uh... than i do badly be able to play that great either just not not a great showing the wizards are not built for the plans regular season team yeah but we spent so we do get another game of play in basketball. Oh. So the Wiz double playoffs. I'm looking right now Wizards going three for 21 from three is that's something in the NBA because everyone can make shots in the NBA. So that was probably I besides Tatum Tatum's 50 burger was the was the top line of the night and then three for 21 from three is the secondary line of,

5:45.9

oof, that's amazing.

5:46.8

I also think anytime Robin Lopez is like here,

5:48.9

you know, you're go-to guy. Yeah. You're probably not gonna win that game. Two in the playoffs. Moves on everyone's ass. Robin Lopez is playing like above 32 minutes of game. You probably, I know what the Sabre metrics are on that, but like for the course of his career,

6:01.6

you probably are losing a good 65% of those games.

6:04.4

Yeah, I just thought it was a little bit classless

6:06.9

on Boston's part.

6:07.9

They were out there like throat punching. on that but like for the course of his career you probably are losing a good 65% of those games. Yeah.

6:05.9

I just thought it was a little bit classless on Boston's part.

6:07.9

They were out there like throat punching, scraping next.

6:12.5

Burton's almost got killed out there.

6:13.8

I mean, it was like Richard's dead and stuck the game.

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