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on to Monday.com. What's up? Yeah, what's up, buddy. You know what I just did? There was the red

spot that I always park in on the street, right? The fire hydrant spot.

The fire hydrant spot. Where you block a case a department building burns down. Correct.

the fire department won't be able to get in to use the water.

Well, they can.

They just have to destroy my car.

It's fine.

Not only was there a spot open there, right?

I had to just go around one car in parallel park and I didn't do it.

You wanted to obstruct the fire department.

Yeah.

And cause them to waste precious moments destroying your car, as you put it. I'm not

sure how they do that. Do they have a handy dandy car destroyer in the back of their fire engine?

No, I think they just throw, I mean, I think they just kind of back, you know, I think they just throw that heavy hose right on top of the car and just, you know, they dent it up. Or they might go through the window. I've seen that before. That'd be nice. They'll go through the window. As you're a bam, bam. Well, you're a real piece of garbage. If you had done this during 9-11 times, there'd be public outrage that you're obstructing the heroes and their duty. You think I would have been canceled again just for, I get for laziness. I guess it's laziness because I didn't want to spend an extra 30 seconds to a minute to park. I think I have executive dysfunction. I've looked this up. Executive dysfunction. Yeah. What's that? Jesse, look it up on Chad GBT. Let's look this up. I think I have this. It's where you like small tasks. I think you might have a little bit too. Like for example, going to the DMV getting a new code new ID. Yeah. Upgrading the passport stuff. And it's just like you're getting like a just have like a overwhelming urge not to do it.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, definitely.

Well, here's the thing is if you, for me, I look at it like this.

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