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All right, everyone. Welcome to Outen About. It is Wednesday, January 21st, and you may notice that I am wearing a suit, and that is because my looks, Maxim journey is continuing.

I'm trying out new looks. I'm a little bit out of breath from doing nothing at all. I could use a little bit of starch here. So I think first things first, I just want to go ahead and ask Ms. Kelly Keeggs, thoughts on the outfit. Waste down is jeans, by the way, but you're not seeing that. Well, I would say outfit as a whole, you're not seeing that because it is jeans on the bottom. but I got to say it's not even that bad. Like you kind of look... Not that. Well, I would say outfit as a whole, you're not seeing that because it is jeans on the bottom, but I, I got to say it's not even that bad. Like, you kind of look, you kind of look like math teacher, kooky English teacher vibes. That's not, with the jeans, with the jeans. So just, just saying. And that's not a really an insult or a compliment. That's just an observation. I would say it's not a bad look. The shirt underneath is, I think, too light of a blue for your complexion. Like I just, again, we're washing you're out. In my head, I was like, you're double seven. I was like you're wearing a suit. You're sexy, your hair's gonna just like that. You look handsome otherwise. And you still do look handsome. And again, but it's like with the white, with the white wall behind you and your white ass face it's a little hard for me to to get behind that

very light blue shirt I would say I like the tie I what's on that tie flowers it's flowers

okay I think so I love a floral tie in any capacity and I actually really like that jacket that

jacket as well thank you it's from literally 2014, I think.

And it still fits.

Congrats, skinny. I haven't had a, I haven't bought a, I want to just go out and buy a suit. Just go get a suit. But when will I ever wear a suit? I wear a suit. And I do look, as I put these jeans on, I said, you're a math teacher. True. You're like a faggot-matian.

Every single one.

They're all married.

Everyone except for me.

All the gays too?

A decent amount of gays. teacher. True. You're like a fagic mat teacher. Every single one. They're all married.

Everyone except for me.

All the gays too? A decent amount of gays. I have two friend groups for gays. There's gays that are like married having children and there are like drug addict criminals. Got it. Of course, of course. I still only have drug out of criminal gays. So I don't know about it. We all love, my dear.

You know, because, you know, as our Lord and Savior, Carrie Bradshaw said, that first come the girls, then come the gays, when it comes to the wedding bells. It's the other way around when it comes to popularity, according to Samantha Jones. So I can understand why people are conflicted. But, no, I would say that you look handsome. Thank you. I think you look very well very well rested, may I say. I've been sleep maxing. You've been sleep maxing? Like insane amount of sleep maxing. But I feel like it's actually slowed my heart beat down. Like right now, I feel like if I were to close my eyes, I would pass away. I'm not even kidding. Pass away dead or to sleep? Like there's something about me. I'm just lethargic today. I'm like, something I have a growing concern for and it's almost bringing back concern to myself in my own moments. You're out of breath all the time. Like from doing nothing and I have been in that space. No, like just now, we were talking,

we were gossiping before we started,

and then as soon as we were ready to go, you were out of breath.

But we haven't, we weren't even really talking fast. So I'm wondering, are you... It could be Tylenol PM. Probably. I took a Tylenolp. last night. Maybe that's it. It could be years of hardcore abuse on my body, coupled with no exercise, poor diet, and lack of sleep?

Maybe it's like you, maybe you're Tin Man oil can.

Like you need a couple, you need a little extra, extra pumps of that oil to get the wheels turning. And one of those wheels happens to be your lungs. It literally happens to be lung. Because you don't smoke, right? Like, you're not a smoker in anyway. I don't smoke. Well, I'm concerned now because. You take edibles, right? Occasionally at night, I edibled myself last night. I'm, dare I say,

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