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Brooke Is Going To LOVE This One!

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This week on Togethermess, Jeff and the boys head to Chicago—leaving Jordan behind with things to say about it. What starts as a chat about solo weekends quickly turns fiery when a newly proposed law comes up. Opinions clash, tensions rise, and the Togethermess energy is strong in this one.


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0:00.0

Hey guys, we're coming up on our 200th episode, which is crazy to believe that it's going to be actually 200. We've been doing this how long now? 199 episodes. So we want to celebrate with you. Two named December 11th at 5 o'clock, Mountain Time. We're going to be doing a live show because we want to celebrate with the people who let us get to 200 episodes. And we really just want to give back to you guys and say thank you. We would not be where we are today without you guys and that is why we are doing our 200th episode live. So for more information on everything going on on December 11th at 5 o'clock mountain time, follow Jordan and I on Instagram, also follow together mess on Instagram and also give us a subscribe on YouTube at Jeff and Jordan TV. We're gonna have a lot of fun on Thursday and hopefully give you guys back what you've been giving us for so long. And we just wanna say thank you. December 11th, five o'clock mountain time. See us there, Jeff and Jordan TV, our YouTube. Make sure you're subscribed. We hope to see you there. Bye. Yay, media group. Tell your story about your car. What do you, how do you lock your car? Tell us. I start my car, but I don't do the 15 second. I give myself about 25 minutes for my car to run. I always have it timed. 25 minutes? Oh yeah. It's freezing. I like it toasty in there when I get in. I've got about 25 minutes. About 20, 25 minutes. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Hey guys, episode 199, can you believe it? No, I can't. We're trucking along. Yeah. And I'm glad that you guys are still along

2:05.8

With us Still long tagging along with trucking along and we're glad you're still long 199 we still can't get it right that's right. I never get my stuff right on the show. I do anyway I can't even talk right, but you know what? Do you all see anybody watching?

2:07.6

You see my McDonald's socks? Wait, did you get those, I saw those upstairs. Were those like in the happy meal? Okay, so right now this is not an ad by the way. And McDonald's do you want to sponsor us because I totally would because I actually like Oh, do you remember when we went to Sundance?

2:25.3

Yeah.

2:26.3

Like years and years ago.

2:28.3

And they were giving away McDonald's coffee, cake cups, McDonald's sweatpants, McAfee sweatpants. They were purple. I wore all of my pregnant seats. Yeah, that's right. Until I got like holes in them and then I had to just throw them away. They're whoever is, I don't know where they get their stuff, is actually like good quality. So one of my girlfriends is she's always at Walmart. She is always at McDonald's and she told me she loves the Grinch and I love the Grinch too. It's the Grinchmas. You got to get the Grinchmas. So you either get like a Big Mac meal or the nuggets meal and you get the socks. The socks are included. That's awesome. In that. So today I got the boys the nugget meals. So I got two Grinch socks. And you're wearing the boy socks? Well, these are, they're like adult size, but I got them the meals because I wasn't going to eat McDonald's, but I wanted the socks. So I got them the meal. So I could get the socks. But they're really comfortable. Good for you. I was at a bar the other night or other day with my friend. She was, she was sitting wearing the Grinch socks. So she's the one and they are really like advertising out. I'm seeing it everywhere. Oh, I never saw it. Yeah. Well, now you will just wait. Now you'll see it on the TV and everything and they're comfortable. Well speaking of your friend and the Grinch, I have a little bone to pick with her. Why? About this elf on the shelf that you traveling carrying case. Oh God. Here we go. What? What? What do you mean what? Listen, this might be the last year for Lawson and Jeff and the boys are going to Chicago tomorrow. I'm staying behind because I've had enough traveling and I've had enough socializing with people.

4:26.0

So I'm staying behind.

4:27.0

And you thought your dad was coming into? Yeah, but he's not because I think, did I say, his brother had passed. Yeah. My dad's got a lot going on back home, so he can't come. And I have a family party on my mom's side. So I thought it was like, you know, I just, just I don't want to lose touch with the family. So I'm like, I got to go in. We're just

4:45.9

popping in with the boys for a quick trip. I don't wanna lose touch with the family. So I'm like, I gotta go in.

4:45.6

We're just popping in with the boys for a quick trip.

4:47.8

I wanna see my dad see my family.

4:49.4

It'll be nice to see everybody for the holidays, you know? I'm sure it'll be a little emotional. This is gonna be emotional. Holiday, you know, the first Christmas without my mom. So that's gonna be tough, but I think it's good for me

5:01.3

to get around the family.

5:03.0

But that being said, there's an elf on the shelf

5:07.6

carrying case, which I can't stand. I'm just gonna be quite honest with you. First of all, the elf comes from the North Pole and it flies in and it does whatever it does. So I'm sure it could find its way to Chicago without an elf carrying case. But it loses its power. Okay, so how are you supposed to put the elf into the case?

5:26.2

Now I got to do this whole song and dance,

5:28.4

and then when we go to my dad's house, I need to use these magic gloves that I could touch the elf with and put it in the case, and it's gonna travel with us. Like this is, I don't understand. When we get to Chicago, the elf will be there. Do you see what I'm saying?

5:43.0

Yeah, but how are you going to get out in time with the boys are running around trying

5:46.0

to find the elf?

5:47.0

Hey, there's a squirrel in the backyard.

5:49.0

They're Chicago. The Elf will be there. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, but how are you going to get it out in time with the boys

5:45.0

are running around trying to find the Elf?

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