Normally at this time, we'll do second date updates, closure calls, textual healings.

It's a fun time.

But today we're doing none of those.

Instead, there's a big surprise waiting for someone in this room.

Oh, is it me?

They have no idea it's coming.

I hate surprises on this show.

And you know it's big because we're actually putting it right in the middle of our show.

Oh, my God.

Not slotting it in at the end after one of Brooks potato endorsements.

You're going to find out who gets the big surprise.

Yeah.

Is it a big potato? No. Spo, spoilers. It's coming up right after this. Welcome back to Brooke breaks you up. Oh, no. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm Jeff. Nobody wanted this back. Yeah, everybody wants it. Are you kidding? It's one of the highest rated segments we've done all year.

And we did it once. How are we not going to do a sequel for it? It's like, I've been dumped and dumped people so many times in my life. Do I have to keep doing it? That's what makes you an expert at this. That's why I got married, so I didn't have to do it anymore. This time, we're switching it up because it's Brooke breaks you up holiday edition.

Oh, my.

During Christmas.

For our listeners who may not be familiar with the segment, breaking up with someone's not an easy thing to do, especially during Christmas.

It's awkward, it's messy, but sometimes it is absolutely necessary.

So why do it yourself when you can have Brooke do it?

Her years of casual promiscuity have made her an expert on telling people,

yeah, it's not really working out.

You got what you wanted and now you should probably move on and get yourself tested. It's an

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