Brooke Breaks You Up: Drop the Stanford Dropout

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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It’s a favorite of the listeners and the bane of Brooke’s existence… We’re doing another edition of “BROOKE BREAKS YOU UP!”

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0:00.0	Well, we've got a new episode for you today.
0:03.7	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:05.7	Why so hesitant, Brooke?
0:07.0	Oh, God.
0:08.0	It's our favorite segment and Brooke's least favorite segment.
0:11.0	Yay!
0:12.0	I love it.
0:13.0	Brooke breaks you up.
0:14.0	When I help someone break up, and here's the thing, I don't think I've ever been as uncomfortable as I was today on this show. Yeah, it was weird. I like, I, I, I, I, I, see, listen, I can't even talk. Yeah, you'll, you'll hear it. Brooke doesn't want you to, but you will. And we'll have a video coming up soon as well. You can see how bright red her face gets. Yeah, on our YouTube.
0:38.3	So, follow us on YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey.
0:41.3	Yeah.
0:42.3	We're just going to skip comments and get right to it.
0:43.3	It's like ripping a band-a-off.
0:45.3	We can't handle that right now.
0:46.3	Play the episode.
0:48.3	Only special segments on this show get the Jeff DeBoe gold seal of approval.
0:54.7	Wow.
0:56.3	And this one definitely gets my gold star because it's a fan favorite.
1:02.7	Brooke breaks you up.
1:06.8	Everybody loves it.
1:08.5	Nobody more than Brooke.
1:10.0	Yeah, except for the people I'm dumping.
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