From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me The NPR News Quiz.

Hey there nerds, I'm a non-fun Jabil Token.

Bill Curtis and Here's your host, replacing Peter Sagole after his surprise firing.

Oops, this is a bit awkward, that's next week's intro.

Here's your current host, Peter Sagole.

Thank you Bill and thanks to everybody listening quietly and attentively at home.

This weekend in Milwaukee, identical twin NBA stars Robin and Brooke Lopez will be going

up against each other on the court, but first they will be going up against our not my

job quiz a little later on.

First though, it's your turn to tear off your sweats and take the floor, the number to call,

is one triple-late weight weight, that's one 888-9248924.

Welcome, my first listener contestant, how you're on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

Hi, this is Samuel calling from Nazareth, Pennsylvania.

Hey Sam, where is Nazareth exactly?

It's about two hours north of Philly or six hours depending on traffic.

I understand, and go either way.

You can go, you need diviner to mention, what do you do there?

I'm a graduate student at Lehigh University, getting my PhD in American history.

Really?

Let me ask you a question as a scholar of American history.

Have things ever been as nuts as they are now, or is this all new?

They've been nuts, just a different kind of nuts.

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