Broken News
Distractible
Distractible
4.9 • 26.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable, a Wood Elf production. |
| 0:08.1 | This week, Mark Judges and proclaims his elation at being sponsored by Intel. |
| 0:16.0 | How wonderful is that? |
| 0:18.1 | Pamela Horton has her integrity questioned by that black-eyed bob, ancient microorganisms |
| 0:23.7 | hibernate in salt crystals, where he has to be scored on the precludes of medieval |
| 0:28.3 | women and nostalgia can be cured with public ridicule. |
| 0:32.4 | Leaches and worn hypnotic emulsions, whatever that is. |
| 0:36.5 | Yes, it's time for Broken News. |
| 0:40.1 | Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. |
| 0:45.8 | Welcome to Distractable One and All. |
| 0:48.7 | Come on down, take a seat. |
| 0:50.4 | Grab some popcorn, you're in for a treat. |
| 0:53.4 | We have it all here. |
| 0:54.7 | We have everything. |
| 0:55.9 | We have shows. |
| 0:56.9 | We have fireworks, we have fire. |
| 0:59.8 | These nuts. |
| 1:00.8 | Really, that was an amazing opening. |
| 1:05.2 | These nuts are amazing. |
| 1:06.2 | I mean, that joke is always funny, but it's funny. |
| 1:10.9 | I can tell by how much laughter there was when I said it. |
| 1:13.7 | No, it's funny, but I'm holding the labs in. |
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