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Carolla Classics

Broken Lizard

Carolla Classics

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Talk Radio, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2023

⏱️ 145 minutes

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#1 Broken Lizard (2009) #2 Broken Lizard (2015) #3 Broken Lizard (2018) Hosted by Superfan Giovanni Request clips: [email protected]

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Cruel Classics for Sunday. This is the podcast where we present

0:19.9

the best moments, clips, highlights of the 14-plus years of the Adam Cruel Show at all

0:24.8

35-hundred-plus episodes. Tons of stuff you may have forgotten. I have it. I'll send one.

0:29.8

If you'd like to submit a clip request, classics at AdamCruel.com. Shoot us an email. I'll find

0:34.9

it we'll play. Our very first clip today, Adam Cruel Show up so 165, J. Chenisek, our

0:40.2

Paul Soder, Kevin Heffernan. This one's from October of 2009, Broken Lizard in Studio.

0:45.6

Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Man, they'd get it on. Welcome

0:54.8

to the podcast. Broken Lizard. You know all the guys. J. Kevin and I should say Steve.

1:02.9

Sorry. Jump to head there. We'll get into all the stuff in a second. I just have to do

1:07.2

this quick live read, but you guys can jump in. Don't be, don't be. Oh, did I say? Oh, sorry.

1:12.9

Steve. Steve's not here. Fuck Steve. Sorry, Paul. I'm going to write that down and fire whoever

1:19.3

gave me this. Oh, yeah. Paul. Paul Soder. Yeah. Now I got it. Sorry, Paul. I know we met

1:26.8

just 10 seconds ago. What are we talking about? Adam and Eve. That's right. You guys enjoy

1:32.3

the French ticklers. Sure. From the catalog. Yeah. Yeah. Go to Adam and Eve.com. They'll

1:38.3

give you 50% off of almost anything in the online catalog. And then they throw in three

1:43.3

adult movies. Yeah. Yeah. I wish someone would have thrown in free adult movies when I was

1:49.2

younger. When you buy your, your dildos and. Yeah. Well, I never, I never actually bought

1:55.6

my, my stuff. Although, although I will say this. I will say this. Gents, if you're, when

2:02.4

a hop on Adam and Eve.com and you want to surprise the misses with the vibrator, surprise.

2:09.5

That's the operative word. Don't announce. Don't make the proclamation. Like, yeah, well,

2:15.1

as a guy, make the proclamation that you're taking the kids to the park and make the proclamation

2:21.2

that you're going to go switch out all the incandescent light bulb for compact fluorescence.

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