Broken glass everywhere
The Shotgun Start
Fried Egg Golf
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🗓️ 28 January 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Can we interest you in a double-scoop Flashback Friday on two people who probably could not have led more different lives? That’s right, this episode closes with a look back at the histories of heavyweight champ Joe Louis and the one and only Jay Don Blake at what is now known as the Farmers Insurance Open. But first, there’s ample discussion on the already-completed 36 holes in San Diego, with news of Bryson shattering car windows with beefy bombs on the driving range. There’s concern about his injury and what it might mean for his Saudi commitments next week. “Schenk Facts” becomes a segment. Blonde Brooksy wins thristbucket of the week on an early call. There are some harsh words about a few MCs, notably Rickie getting sloppy and tanking it at the end. On the LPGA, there’s a mild rant about superfluous stats. Also, the Matt and Ryan era continues at Halas Hall, so that gets discussed.
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| 0:00.0 | Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of set up work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here. |
| 0:14.0 | And here we go. |
| 0:17.0 | All right, all right, all right. |
| 0:21.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, start your engine! |
| 0:39.0 | Greetings and welcome to a Friday edition of the shotgun start. It is January 28th. Andy, how are we doing? |
| 0:46.0 | Jordan, I can't say that I'm complaining. I think we had a Tuesday show with a... |
| 0:54.0 | I can't say that I'm complaining. I haven't heard it that way. |
| 0:58.0 | All right. |
| 1:00.0 | We had a Tuesday show with a call to the contact guy, so we need some juice, nothing. |
| 1:06.0 | I call a dance, a prayer, a say-ons, whatever you want to call it. |
| 1:10.0 | Did they deliver? They always deliver. Come on. |
| 1:13.0 | They always deliver. We get Bruxy, Dynas Hair, which is just absurd. |
| 1:19.0 | I don't know if I even want to really waste time on it. |
| 1:22.0 | I don't need I don't. It's so, it's so surpurfluous and just so... |
| 1:30.0 | I mean, we deal in the inconsequential and silly often, but this one is especially empty calorie. |
| 1:38.0 | And everybody made the same joke. If people couldn't resist, they had to talk about M&M. |
| 1:44.0 | They had to, like, everybody made the same joke. And I'd like just... |
| 1:49.0 | Golf Twitter's like rubbing me the wrong way, though. Like, it's just bad. |
| 1:53.0 | It's not no creativity anymore. It's just people who tweet videos and... |
| 1:58.0 | The tweet videos is maybe the worst thing that's ever been created. |
| 2:05.0 | They're ripping other people's transcripts. It's just not a good... |
| 2:09.0 | You used to have some creativity and thought had to go... |
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