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You know, like going to the grocery store and I'm supposed to just go buy vegetables, but I accidentally walked through the chip aisle and I go, I'm an adult. I can buy all these chips. You could. You could. Or you go walk by the candy aisle and you're like, dang. My mom said I couldn't have any candy when I was a kid. I could buy all this candy. Who's going to stop you?

Nobody.

Yeah.

I had that moment in college.

A credit card decline. my mom said I couldn't have any candy when I was a kid. I could buy all this candy. Who's going to stop you?

Nobody.

Yeah.

I had that moment in college.

A credit card declined. Yeah, maybe that's the only name will stop me. But the credit card is, it's giving me time. It's giving me plenty of money I could pay them back later. What's frustrating me now at the grocery store is you have to buy three to get two free.

Or buy two to get three free.

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