Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.

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Thank you so much for joining us today on the show where we hear all the complaints from people that you would never want to talk to about places that you probably don't want to go. That's where we, that's our wheelhouse right there. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. And again, here we go. This is going to be a lot of fun.

I apologize for my voice. I am sick as hell the last few days. This is the time of year. Nothing I can do about it. But we are going to have so much fun, I won't even remember. I'm sick. So it's all good. Right here, middle of May, right in the heart of cold and flusies.

Man. So it's all good. Right here. Middle of May. Right in the heart of cold and flusies. How we do it. I don't get it. But here we are anyway. So head over to shut up and give me murder.com. All the merchandise is there. All the tickets to small town murder live shows. And hey, by the way, listen to Smalltown Murder or you can watch it on Netflix and also listen to crime and sports while you're at it.

So that said, we're heading back to Lincoln, Nebraska.

Something I promised myself I would never say.

And here we are doing it again.

We're going to the IHop in Lincoln, Nebraska again.

We had a few reviews at the end of last show.

I think we did like three, four of them real quick just to get in the door.

This was the place that the bathroom door was like kicked in.

And they had the like duct tape.

They duct tape the thing.

It was a fucking mess.

And a lady got the shits because she ate an omelet with all meat.

She got one too many meats in her omelet and really, really insickened herself.

So here is Sabrina with one star.

Now there's a picture posted here of the seat, like the bench, like the, you know, like the boot seat that she's sitting in.

And it is just worn through.

Is it duct taped?

No, not even.

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