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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, Garrett, phone tap.

So, A.J. wants to phone tap his mom.

Now, AJ's out on spring break because it is spring break season and thought now would be the perfect time to mess with mom.

Mom was gracious enough to pay for spring break.

So we're going to call up mom from the hotel. AJ got into some trouble. Not a good idea. I will be the owner of said hotel. Mom's always worry when their kids are at spring break. And you're playing on that, aren't you? All right. Let's see what Garrett's phone tap's all about. Hello. Hey, Mom. How are you doing? Must be having a ball. I need your help. You know the hotel that I stayed at? Yeah.

Uh, Hey, Mom. How are you doing? Must be having a ball. I need your help. You know the hotel that I stayed at?

Yeah.

Last night, we went out to drinks and kind of got a little bit too drunk and knocked over a statue in the lobby.

What do you mean you knocked over a statue? And they have me detained. They have you detained. What do you mean they have you detained? For what? For knocking over the statute. They just that I paid for it. You paid for it? So what's the problem? Wait, did you just say you paid for it? No, no, no, no. They want me to pay for it. So pay for it. $1,500. I don't have that, Mom. Could you possibly send me another $1,500? Do you want me to sing you $1,500? I just paid for the trip. Yeah, but I promise. As soon as I get back home, I will pay for it. I swear to you, I'll give you back the money.

No, no. I paid for this trip. And you want to get drunk and that stupid with your friends, you're so irresponsible. And you want me to come up with $500? Are you crazy? I can't even leave the place. They haven't even in this room in the hotel. Well, you should have thought about that. What is she doing? You're paying?

You're going to pay?

Wait, wait, wait.

You're going to pay.

Who is that?

That's the owner of the hotel. He's really pissed, Mom. I'll put him on the phone now. Hello, who's this? I'm his mother. Who is this? I own the resort that your son decided to destroy last night. night. Okay, first of all, he told me that it was just one thing that he broke.

You make it sound as if he torped and wrecked your whole hotel.

We have a big problem going on here because I have Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow

and he knocked over our statue of the founding father Al Borland, okay?

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