Broke Loser Is Mad I Won’t Hire Him | Financial Audit
Financial Audit
Caleb Hammer
4.4 • 894 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Say hello to the next generation of Zendesk AI agents, built to deliver resolutions for everyone. Loved by over 10,000 companies, Zendesk AI agents easily deploy in minutes to resolve 30% of interactions instantly. That's the Zendesk AI effect. Find out more at Zendesk.com. To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. How are you doing, Doordash? Girlfriend's car? You're 36. What are you doing? I can't work. Why? |
| 0:24.0 | I don't have the driver's license. As you probably deserve for driving without a license. I asked if you guys were hiring. How many times have you been arrested? Once in the last five years, I want to say. Prior to that, it was probably every like three or four weeks. |
| 0:38.6 | You're not getting into the job. |
| 0:41.4 | Hi, my name is Sawyer. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm 36 from Waco, Texas, and this is financial audit. |
| 0:48.5 | Thanks for coming down to Austin. |
| 0:49.9 | What do you do up there for a living in Waco? |
| 0:52.0 | I come down here in DoorDash. |
| 0:54.4 | To Austin? |
| 0:55.6 | Yep. |
| 0:55.8 | Well, wait, how far of a drive is it from Waco? |
| 0:59.9 | Hour and 30 minutes. |
| 1:01.4 | That has to eat into the whatever, you know, little profits were making on DoorDash, right? |
| 1:07.0 | With maintenance and gas. |
| 1:10.1 | I mean, you know, it pay to play, I guess. |
| 1:14.7 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:16.6 | A lot of pay to play things typically lose money. |
| 1:21.4 | It's usually what pay to play is kind of known for these days. |
| 1:24.7 | So I don't know if this is a phrase I want to start using. |
| 1:27.3 | Okay, what are we making? How |
| 1:29.0 | how much door dash are we doing? Um, I usually work two full shifts like Friday, Saturday, Sunday. |
| 1:37.2 | Like, so 16 hours. The fuck are you doing Monday through Friday? Wait, you're 36. What are you doing? |
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