Welcome to the year 2000.

Everyone, everywhere is having fun, except me.

On BBC Eye Player.

I worry you're growing up too fast.

Yeah, we can't be your little duck here forever, can I?

Inspired by a true story.

You walk out this house a boy, one day you'll come back.

When you do, you will be a man.

Oh, and hard your breath.

What it feels like for a girl.

I wish I could look like you.

Bebe, you can.

Why don't you?

Watch on BBC Eye Player. This is the number one propaganda focused podcast in the world according to whatever that ranking thing is, it goes around on X, which I'm going to trust that as long as that's how the rankings are.

Also one of the top 0.5% audio podcasts in the world according to listen notes, which as long as it's like that, that's my number one source for podcast rankings, the propaganda report.

I am Brad Binklow. We've got a, it's going to be a fun show today.

Before diving in, I do want to congratulate Uma Abedine and Alex Soros for their wedding over the weekend, which was attended, of course, by Uma's ex-lover Hillary Clinton.

Bill was there, probably creeping people out.

No word on if Galane Maxwell was there from temporary leave or how the ceremonial drinking of the baby's blood went, but I'm sure it was grand.

Nevertheless, I've been getting a lot of messages asking about when I'm going to be performing live again after the show in Tennessee from people who were not able to make it down there.

And that is coming up.

This coming Friday and Saturday, there is a show in Summerfield, Florida, I believe is where the exact location is at the joke

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