Okay, let's get started.

Just phrase your glasses.

Amy, well, how do we explain this to people who might not know what's going on?

If you see us on YouTube, you'll see the wildest thing you've ever seen in your life, right?

We look very professional, Hollywood, ready to go.

It's, I mean, you're going to think that Amy and I, oh, first of all, I guess, go on

YouTube and look at where the hell Amy and I are. You're going to be stunned beyond belief.

But if you're just listening to the audio, you might be being, you might be like, wait,

Amy Riley sound much better. Do you think we do?

I hope so. Okay. If you follow us on Instagram, et cetera, you saw that on Wednesday night,

we had a disastrous technical error with our microphones where our microphone just decided not to work and it was too

late at night to find a new one. So we delayed. So you're getting this Friday morning instead

of Thursday morning. And then Riley came over again on Thursday and I had bought a new microphone

at Best Buy and it turns out that you

would think in 2024 Best Buy would have a great selection of microphones but they only had

one kind that is much too sensitive to use in my apartment which is particularly empty right now

because they just moved in quite echoy.

Riley's noise was coming in on my mic.

It sounded like absolute trash.

So I called my friend David, who I go way back with, who operates a studio in Hollywood.

And he said, we should come on over.

And so now we look very professional.

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