So you're going to be late.

Oh, well, a little late, a few minutes.

I got home and then I was, I just grabbed my food and came down.

How are you?

First of all, what are you eating?

A salad.

Chicken salad. Yeah, that's your thing. I know your thing. You're not really eating a salad. You're just cutting out the carbs. Mm-hmm. That's how you stay so fucking shredded all the time. 100%. Fuck. I got to cut out the carbs. What's going on?

Would you eat hair?

My wife's hair gets everywhere, dude.

Really?

Oh my God.

Is that gross?

It wasn't the beginning and then I got used to it because, dude, I mean, it's everywhere.

She has so much hair on her head.

It's insane. Is it gross when you're eating, though, when you get hair in your mouth? Again, I used to. And then I'm like, oh, there's one of Hannah's hair. Okay. Dude, I will find it. I'll pull it out of my underwear. Like, it'll be under my ball bag. I've done that. Hi, Ian. Ian. What's what? Do you have a red light thing on your arm? Yes. I am, I am doing all, all things possible to make my arm work again. This red light therapy is going to make my arm function properly. Yeah. No. Is that? What is it? It's a red light, but it's not for my arm. It's just for overall health. You just thought on the podcast was the time to use it? Well, it's sitting at my desk. It's a, it's a desk. You got this nice red glow. It's a desk unit. So every time I'm sitting at my desk, you should just have it pointing your dick, maybe it'll make it grow.

My dick's big enough.

Thank you.

My wife can't handle it.

I actually read like pretty often, like in the full beds, you know?

So, uh, and I'm not sponsored by anybody. So just for the record, this is just straight up.

I hate saying that because even sometimes when I'm sponsored by somebody, I like their stuff. So I for the record, this is just straight up. I hate saying that because even

sometimes when I'm sponsored by somebody, I like their stuff. So I shouldn't say that.

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