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🗓️ 29 February 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm actually just waiting until I have like a hundred K. I want to do just a surgery day. |
0:04.4 | I want to do like lobotomy, gastric sleeve, veneers, hair plugs, I just want to go under and then when I come up I want to be like okay I love life who wants me yeah |
0:15.9 | who wants me I just had 24 hours of surgery |
0:18.3 | I've been under the knife I've been under the knife who want me. So yeah, I do think it's true. |
0:26.7 | I think everybody in the world wants to be a comedian everyone everyone |
0:28.9 | everyone every like dork at their office who gets a laugh off is like I could do stand up I could do a type five yeah right now and I will |
0:34.9 | every comedian including me is like oh yeah no us literally right before like okay and the harmony is |
0:40.2 | ha a baa I'm here, I'm here. |
0:44.0 | I'm here. |
0:45.0 | It's on the one end. |
0:46.0 | And join me immediately now, Brittany now. |
0:48.0 | Now. |
0:49.0 | Uh... |
0:50.0 | Hey, why don't you have a man? God damn! |
0:55.0 | What do you do it later? |
0:58.0 | That's the great question. |
0:59.0 | We went to dinner the other night, me and you. |
1:01.0 | Yeah, we did. |
1:02.0 | And what I say to you when you showed up? I show up, |
1:05.0 | imagine this. I think someone call it frumpy is the word that would be |
1:10.6 | described. I was in a camo pullover, greasy, |
1:14.4 | these same pants haven't washed them by the way, |
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