Brits Prep, The Queen Of Truckers & Getting Trolled
Nip Tuck
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
The girls are glamming up for The BRITs and giving you the full behind-the-scenes scoop — from last-minute prep chaos to the outfit details you need to hear about. A listener's sent in a mortifying confession about accidentally shoplifting in front of their students… with a basket full of booze.
Ashley finds herself in an unexpected showdown over a truck driver (and somehow forgets to mention she’s basically the Queen of Logistics), while poor Lauren is getting thoroughly trolled for being a little too honest about her diet.
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| 1:05.5 | here to chat absolute bollocks for 40 minutes. So let's crack on. We have got the Brits Awards. Yeah, we're going to talk about the Brits Awards. We're going to update on the Skechers saga. And what we're also doing, because it's coming into spring, we are going to do a little bit of a spring reset. I've done a little bit of a clothing thing. You've done a bit of a makeup reset. And that is what we're going to get you in the mood for spring, which is love a little shush. |
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