Britney Spears & Ted Williams: Rehab Regulars – April 13, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 140 minutes
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Summary
- Britney Spears & Ted Williams both in rehab, Andy Dick on Bill Maher, Ruby Rose v. Katy Perry, Toxic Femininity, Amanda Bynes’ new banger, Brendan Schaub doesn’t know about property taxes, and “Baby Jessica” arrested for domestic assault.
- Stuttering John Melendez promotes Rock and Brews. Check out the restaurant in Royal Oak when you get the chance.
- Tiger Woods showed up to The Masters… for real this time.
- Britney Spears is heading to rehab… in hopes to avoid jail time.
- The Golden Voice Ted Williams is cleaning up and going to rehab.
- Amanda Bynes dropped a brand-new banger.
- Coachella rolls on. Devo and The Chats rocked last night. Kylie Jenner showed her (deflated) boobs off. Her sister, Kendall, was hooking up.
- Drew is concerned with Toxic Female Femininity.
- Honey Boo Boo’s sister Pumpkin is making six figures on OnlyFans.
- We listen to Bryon Noem’s sexy phone calls.
- Drew wants more extensive driver’s training for the youth.
- Brendan Schaub needs to learn about property taxes. The downward spiral continues as we scope out his home for sale.
- Eric Swalwell drops out of the California governor race.
- Taryn Asher vs Fox 2.
- Channel 7 is difficult for Drew to watch. Nice job, Xfinity.
- RIP Dolly Martinez. The curse of My 600LB Life continues.
- George Stephanopoulos and GMA are counting down to the WNBA Draft.
- What is next in the Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel saga?
- Andy Dick popped up on Club Random with Bill Maher.
- Actress Ruby Rose claims she was sexually assaulted by Katy Perry.
- Nikki Glaser lets her boyfriend plow into other chicks. Nice.
- Alex Cooper vs Alix Earle.
- New photos of The Beatles have been released.
- Meghan Markle is making a fool of Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos.
- Lauren Sanchez wants to have Jeff Bezos’ baby.
- Sydney Sweeney is a whore in the new season of Euphoria.
- Jessica McClure (Baby Jessica) is back in the news for the wrong reasons.
- Merch is for sale! Buy it now before it’s gone and you miss out forever.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.4 | Boil Brisket. |
| 0:03.4 | Thanks, if I ever, |
| 0:04.2 | Drew Lane wants you to perform at Rock and Brews. |
| 0:06.9 | Come to Michigan. |
| 0:08.4 | Rock and Brews is, |
| 0:10.4 | what I believe, |
| 0:11.3 | a place on Sunset Strip, |
| 0:14.0 | but I can be wrong. |
| 0:15.5 | Scoot! |
| 0:16.6 | You're always wrong. |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah, you're definitely wrong about that. |
| 0:20.0 | Idiot. |
| 0:21.3 | Oh, John. |
| 0:37.5 | I'd be cool of his band. The problem is if you book him, I don't think he'll show up because something could happen. His band. He could decide that I'm trashing him, and then he's not going to show up. His petulant like that. Well, and that's true. He's trashing me. I can't go to rock and bruise under those circumstances |
| 0:38.4 | when he's trashing me |
| 0:39.3 | and my kids. |
| 0:40.1 | And then people will show up |
| 0:41.3 | and he'll say, you're using my name and image to promote your... He copied my book and put it on his Patreon. Scowl! Any kind of money, though, don't you think he would... Well, yeah, but I mean, He blew off... He had the Carlson booked in Rochester, and it was... I think they'd sold a couple hundred tickets. Really? Yeah, blew that off. Because they were trashing him. Vinny was trashing him. Carl was trashing his kids. They put the file of his book up on his Patreon. I know it was up there. I saw it. Well, he's raised $20 in the last 24 hours. Sweet. I can't believe he's raised $960. Seriously, I cannot believe that. Wow. That's insane. I never thought he would raise that much money. I mean, his goal is 15,000, but still. |
| 1:45.2 | He'll never get it. He won't even come close. Don't even worry. No, he won't. But you can just lower the goal and take the 960, right? Yeah, fine. And then the best part is he'll consider that a victory. Yeah, he's still mad, though, because Carl and Chulies' go fund me raised $40,000 so that guy's gonna be mad about |
| 1:47.3 | something all the time. He's mad about the lawsuit, which he filed, by the way. But, okay, here we are, Hall Financial, what's popping? We're in the deals in a D.com studios, and Hall is our friend with the lower mortgage rates just the lowest they've been in |
| 2:01.3 | three years and listeners get five-star service from hall financial but now is the time you need to call |
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