Britney Spears Pool Party – May 25, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 175 minutes
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Summary
- DUI Dash Cam of Britney Spears released, Eli Zaret on the failing Detroit Tigers, RIP Kyle Busch, White House shooting, Stephen Colbert’s final Late Show, Chelsea Handler still mad about the Kevin Hart roast, Dr. Chris Brown, Elliot Page memes, and graduation fight videos.
- Trudi (and Doug Podell) starred in the St. Clair Shores parade.
- Sponge absolutely ROCKED Rock & Brews Thursday night.
- Eli Zaret drops by as the Detroit Tigers season is already over, the Detroit Pistons are out of the playoffs, New York Knicks>Cleveland Cavaliers, Travis Kelce embarrasses Taylor Swift courtside, NBA vs their fans, Eli vs Women’s MMA, Johnny Manziel MMA fights, Ray J fights, Henry Ruggs wants out of prison, a 24-team CFB Playoff, ESPN’s obsession with hot dogs, the White House rumble June 14th, Florida’s Teddy Bridgewater Act, Jack Campbell extended by the Detroit Lions, and BranDon challenges everyone in the audience to a fight (for $100K).
- The Crash’s Mackenzie Shirilla is getting it on in prison and creating content.
- Stephen Colbert wrapped it up drawing 6.7M viewers. Colbert went on Monroe Community Access TV after the finale.
- Blue Dot Fever is taking over the nation as artists cancel tours.
- The dash cam of Britney Spears’ DUI has been released. Breaking News: She’s a loon.
- RIP NASCAR’s Kyle Busch.
- The Indy 500 had an awesome ending.
- The WNBA sucks. Did you know a woman played for the Indiana Pacers.
- Drew Carey hates Spencer Pratt.
- Chelsea Handler hates jokes, whites, males, Shane Gillis, Tony Hinchcliffe, and the patriarchy.
- There was a shooting at the White House.
- Donald Trump Jr. got married. His ex was just diagnosed with breast cancer much to Tiger Woods’ chagrin.
- Teen Takeovers are running amok in Chicago.
- Check out this graduation fight.
- Chris Brown is a doctor.
- 8th grade is full of so much trauma.
- Elliot Page memes are sweeping the internet.
- Sydney Sweeney was nude again on TV.
- Markleverse: Prince William did an interview. Here is an actual conversation with Meghan Markle in the Royal Palace. Mike Tindall hates Prince Harry. Meghan Markle’s chocolate is the worst.
- Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.3 | All the Orioles want right here is a single. |
| 0:06.0 | All Kenley Jansen wants is to end this thing right here. |
| 0:09.1 | There's a lot of swing and miss in this back. |
| 0:11.5 | How about a pop up? |
| 0:12.6 | How about a pop up? |
| 0:14.4 | The O2. |
| 0:16.4 | Fly ball, center, deep. |
| 0:19.6 | You've got to be kidding me. |
| 0:21.2 | They were the suckiest one just sucks. |
| 0:23.0 | It ever sucked. |
| 0:25.5 | Oh, boy, that was bad. |
| 0:27.2 | That was bad on Sunday. |
| 0:28.8 | The Tigers losing Jansen giving up his third walk-off home run of the season already. |
| 0:35.4 | They suck. |
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