Britney Spears Is Trapped with Rachel Chapman

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Conspiracy theories surround Britney Jean Spears like flies around an empty frappucino cup. Was she in league with the Bush Administration? Is she actually a clone? Can she even sing??! And most poignant, is she trapped in an endless childlike limbo created by her dad and a shady lawyer? This week Rachel is back on the ‘cast to discuss the possibility that Britney Spears has not had an authentic moment of freedom since 2008.

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0:00.0	The I'm not going to be in the Having someone who was cat sitting,
0:24.0	well not that they're supposed to, but
0:26.0	came up with someone who was cat sitting
0:28.0	and they were jumping
0:29.0	that the cat turns and just into the trash can
0:32.0	I was like, I left out bags for you.
0:35.0	Oh like just with your like egg shells and celery tops? No!
0:41.0	And that's not. Oh, that's gross. I was like I left tiny bags for you.
0:46.8	Did the whole house smell like cat turn?
0:48.8	It smelled a little different.
0:51.3	I had a friend who had someone cat sit from one of the
0:56.2	apps and then she came back and she was like the lady ate all of my food and
1:00.9	also did not ever scoop out the litter box. I was like, oh no, so do I feel bad about those
1:07.0	websites? All because of an incident I heard about one day. Yeah. Like we were just saying about acupuncture. Oh, did you
1:16.4	have bad? I've never had it, but Alexis and I were talking about acupuncture and
1:22.0	she knows someone who like had a bad experience.
1:24.4	Oh no, no.
1:27.0	Well it is like needles.
1:30.0	It's scary.
1:32.0	Yeah.
1:33.0	Well, I did like a mini one, but it was on a Disney cruise with like a certified spa.
1:37.2	So I was like, I trust it.
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