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Hello and welcome to my therapist ghosted me with MeeVogue when he comes to Juane Magnum.

So MeeVogue are both on holidays. Welcome to ghosted. Just coincidentally we're just both on holidays

at the same time. Jo, what's your deal? Just outside Stain's mate at work. Stain's mate.

Stain's mate. Well, Juane actually, I was, Juane had decided to go on holidays. You went to

Tenerife and I, you know, I nearly thought, because my mum told me to, I was going to book Tenerife

because I just thought the weather wouldn't be that amazing in Spain and it's not, but then I

didn't want you to feel like that you'd have to meet up with me if I went to Tenerife, you know.

You know, I thought that was kind of, I gave you the sun.

Yeah, you know, well, actually fully enough that we're staying in this kind of like, it's really

nice hotel in, in Tenerife and last night we met this couple Irish woman, husband Tenerifean

and she listens to the part. So it was lovely to challenge her and then her husband, he worked

for the tourist board in Tenerife. I had a couple of wines on board. I don't know what promotional

video I did, but I did something. So keep an eye out for me. Come to Tenerife they say,

come to Tenerife, he was just, he was just speaking Spanish and I was waving and he's like,

oh la, licky the dicky on her holidays. I'm afraid to say I've sought no dick in Tenerife,

I'm on my absolute fucking holidays. Thank you. Licky, the balls. Hilaria balltoons.

I like the cucumber. Just like Hilaria, like one of the locals.

I'm not joking you. There was a cucumber in my salad two days ago. The first thing I thought

about was Hilaria balltoons. And I can't, I can never say cucumber without saying cucumber.

Ever. It's the way it should be said. Cucumber. Why have you turned me into a 13 year old boy

when this podcast started, I'd shit to say. And now I'm just like, ha ha, cuc, you're ma,

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