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The Political Orphanage

British Supermarket Astronaut Chicken - Friday Release Valve

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Brian Parise and Andrew Young join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines. Including: how to bribe your way to superior wine, vampire swing voters, and newspaper heists.
 
Brian's new comedy album is "Last Wishes," available here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/pariseWE

Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy Friday everybody it is Friday oh it was a whole week I spoke to a bunch of people I got real thinking this week real thinking in the last full week before the election and I am done being thinking I'm ready to kick around funny headlines with some funny friends.

0:15.0

That's what I'm going to do with my Friday and I'm glad you're here to join us for Friday

0:18.7

release Valve.

0:19.8

I am joined once again by the indefatigable Andrew Young.

0:23.8

Welcome back Andrew Young.

0:25.4

I like being described in words, which I don't know the meaning of.

0:28.4

I am not entirely.

0:29.4

I started making up one and that I panicked.

0:32.2

Is it not, is it just not, can't be made tired?

0:36.0

I don't know. I started making up a word and then I panicked and went to what sounded like a word and I was like,

0:41.6

it sounds positive.

0:43.0

Either way I've bungled my own intro by asking the question.

0:47.0

I have never successfully recorded a good intro for you.

0:50.6

You've now been on this.

0:52.0

This is your third time when Friday release fell if you've now been on this. This is your third time on Friday release

0:53.5

fell if you've done like nine different sci-fi episodes with me which I'll note

0:57.6

the Matrix should be up this week. We're pre-recording this but the Matrix

1:00.8

on my other podcast alienating the audience we're talking

1:03.8

about the philosophy of the Matrix and I don't really want to go in depth on it I

1:07.2

don't want to I don't want to elaborate this but I will say that I

1:09.4

recorded that entire episode about 15 minutes after I broke my hand. So like props to me for doing a

1:16.8

decent job with that one. But anyway, Young, eventually I will come up with a good intro for you and

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