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Both of these men should be using performance enhancing drugs.

As much of it as they can get as many times a day as their bodies will allow.

If performance enhancing drugs will improve their lucidity, their ability to solve problems, and in one of the candidates cases

improve their truthfulness morality and malignant narcissism then

suppository away. Guess what everybody, they should be taken whatever magical drugs can kick their

brains into here because this ain't Olympic swimming. You know what I'm saying? Oh he solved the Middle East but he was

doping so it doesn't count. There's going to be an asterisk next to his

presidency. And by the way if those drugs don't exist if there aren't

actually performance enhancing drugs for these candidates I could sure

use some recreational ones right now because this cannot be real life.

It just can't.

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